Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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