Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
