ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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