It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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