you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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