y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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