Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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