He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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