I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Randomize
