Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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