Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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