I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize