Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Randomize
