Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I think people are normalizing furries
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Randomize
