at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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