remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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