How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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