so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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