remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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