Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
The air taste purple.
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