i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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