this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Randomize
