I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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