You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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