Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Randomize
