maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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