Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
im holly from the hills drunk
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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