Me. At least after what I've been through.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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