Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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