dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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