I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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