Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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