I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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