Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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