Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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