If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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