They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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