were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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