i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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