i barfeds in our rink
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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