well you can't waste a boner
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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