The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Blood and glitter go together right?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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