She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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