Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
