think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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