i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
