Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I fill condoms, not promises.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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