I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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