i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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