An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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