I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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