let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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