no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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