Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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