You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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