the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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