Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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