its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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