This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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