he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
