She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i think i have herpe
just one?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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