I have demons in me.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
